Archive | June, 2013

Summer is Upon Us

7 Jun

Today is the last day of school, so the blog will be on hiatus for a bit. However I will post any funny encounters I have over the summer, so check in from time to time!

Looking forward to next year’s material!

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Confusing Me with Someone Else

6 Jun

Student: Miss, I think you were my librarian when I was in kindergarten.

Me: No, that’s not possible. I’ve only lived here for two years, and you were in kindergarten, what, 12 years ago?

Student: No, I really think it was you.

Me: No, it wasn’t. I hadn’t even graduated from college 12 years ago. I’ve only been a librarian for seven years.

Student: Then it must have been your mother.

Me: No, it wasn’t. My mom lives in Virginia and is not a librarian.

Student: Your sister?

Me: I don’t have a sister.

Student: Huh. Well, I still think it was you.

Me: ….

For Real

5 Jun

Student:  Are y’all still givin’ out IDs?  Cuz my speech teacher is trippy, and he won’t let me in without one.  He’s gettin’ ready to get cussed out.  For real.

My Bad

4 Jun

Me to female student:  What a cute dress!

Female student:  Thank you!

Male student to female student:  [In a mocking tone] You are so cute, I could just eat you up.

Me: [Gives him a look.]

Male student:  I went too far, didn’t I?

Me:  Yes.

Male student:  My b.

Unexcused Absence

3 Jun

Student:  I brought my sister’s library books in for her.

Me:  Oh, is she sick?

Student:  No, she just didn’t have anything to wear.